Thirteensome

Their search through the musical archives of our folk literature has brought to light a “Hawaiian Serf Surf Song,” which they are arranging for a “thirteensome” made up of eleven ukuleles, one mixed voice and a snare drum.

Sometimes Jim and I would play golf together as part of a thirteensome. Jim would get about 13 guys together, all hitting balls on the same hole at the same time.

So if you have an eightsome, it should be five girls and three guys. A thirteensome should be eight girls and five guys.

And watch as Loki tried his damnednest to orchestrate a threesome, foursome, possibly thirteensome with his so-called supermodel cunt, and his several cunts amongst the Kensington girls, and maybe, if I'm smart, get a little action myself, from that girl from outside the coffee shop and from the streetcar and[…]