Tinderella

If I couldn't even get a harmless little interview on Tinder, then how could any Tinderellas out there expect to get a date?

A bit like meeting on Tinder these days and awkwardly mumbling how you met your Tinderella.

This will reflect how cool, casual and not-at-all-obsessed-with-you-I-swear you are to your prospective Tinderella or fella.