Trvke

"You have to plug the cord into the phone for it to work" – one of Trump's biggest trvkes yet...

I was banned a very long time ago because y'all couldnt handle my trvkes. But alas, the people arose and their voices demanded my release. Now I wear this ban as a symbol of my oppression and my subsequent liberation

And people wonder why I have a yellow fever... How can you even look at wh*te "girls" when Japanese angels like this exist. HOW!? Okay, listen to me. Once you munch on rice, nothing else will suffice. Nomesayin? Yeah? There's a trvke for you...

truke, but mussolini is funnier tho