Uncrammable

We have already more than once warned our readers against cramming, and, if we may coin a word, the subject of which we are about to treat appears of all the most uncrammable.

The SATs were, I believe, designed to measure aptitude. Today they measure a student's ability to cram for what was once billed as an uncrammable test.

But the ponies are uncrammable. They're three-dimensional and bubblegum-scented and impossible to hide, even from myself.