Ungolfed

[…] the strong light that it shed upon the well-meaning stupidity often exhibited in these modern times by the ungolfed multitude.

When the ungolfed got word of my endeavor, they questioned my sanity. But when golfers heard about how I was spending my summer, they questioned my wife's. I was either crazy or the luckiest bastard on the planet, […]

The persistence of golf's image as a game with a certain cachet, even as it was spreading to hitherto ungolfed corners of Britain and, indeed, British society, presented planners with a problem […]

the original, ungolfed code