Unrelationshipped

Can I ever identify here! I am newly unrelationshipped. It isn't pleasant, but I have a network of local and long distance friends to that I know that I am not alone.

Dependants would be fine so long as they were well out of the way, and being cared for, but her very strong preference was for the unrelationshipped.

It feels like the romantic equivalent of a compulsive overachiever explaining a brief gap on their CV — "Oh, those six months? I wasn't unrelationshiped, I was boysober!"