Va-jay-jay

“My va-jay-jay itches”, yeasts my friend Anna scratchily into her cell phone.

will have progress pics soon…unless two babies decide to raid mah va-jay-jay, in which case, I guess I’ll have to wait.

crouching on all fours about to push an 8-pound baby out of her va-jay-jay.

Clarice: So you’re bisexual. Jamie: But I’m scared of other people’s va-jay-jays.