Vedder

[…] Und I dink der drouble iss largely dot der modern, high-bressure cifilization makes for der abnormal, vedder a man iss a millionaire or vorks in der brewery, contentment iss a state off der mind—und if der mind vorks mit logic it vill content find in der simple dings."

"Yes, sare," said the concierge, "the season end suddenly mit the bad vedder at the beginning of the veek. […]