Vurp

BTW, dry toast is the rule for a major case of the "vurps " . <g>

Gore can't even change the inflection in his voice without sounding like someone trying to talk and hold a vurp back at the same time.

well i don't know. for instance, i'd rather smell a burp rather than a fart, unless, it happened to be a very bad burp (or even worse, a vurp).

Vannellope: And now... Now I think I'm going to puke, actually. I mean, I think I might puke. You know, like a "vurp." Ralph: A what? Vannellope: Vomit and a burp together, and you can taste it, and it's like just like rising up... Oh, this is so exciting!

“If Laurie gets two sundaes, then I get two,” Bonnie said. […] ¶ “You’ll vurp,” I said. ¶ “What’s vurp?” Her brows knotted suspiciously. ¶ “It’s when you burp, only you almost vomit.” ¶ […] ¶ “It’s a Celeste-ism,” I said.

She heads into the kitchen to pour a glass of the all-American drink [milk] for our all-American athlete. The scene is enough to make me want to vurp. How did I end up the lone monster in a family that belongs on a porcelain Christmas plate?

I took some meat loaf and mashed potatoes even though I wasn’t hungry. […] I’m regretting it now as I ride my mountain bike, vurping onions and garlic and hard-boiled egg.