Weenis

“Hey, Phil, look.” [Alan laughing] “He's jacking his little weenis.” “Pull yourself together, man.” “Not at the table, Carlos.” [Alan & Phill laughing]

Jeordie's mother: I think you look like a handsome young man. / Jeordie: I look like a weenis. / Jeordie's mother: Does weenis mean "handsome young man?" If so, then you are such a weenis.