Weenus

They put them on the coffee table and took out the rest of their gear — everything a person might need to make a plaster replica of the human weenus.

Like most slang, weenus refers to a part of the human body, but unlike most slang, it is not sexual. What is a weenus? Why do you have two of them but you've never heard of either one? Where did the term come from and why is it a pet word among teenagers who have no more weenuses (weeni?) than anyone else? I decided to do a little research.

Someone is going to take my seat (I can see an old man eyeballing it, I swear) and I have to take my carry-on bag into the bathroom where it will absorb weenus germs.

Catching him near the rope swing, she reached in the hip pocket of his overalls, hoping to snatch the gum, but her hand went through a hole and she grabbed his weenus instead.

Other times they've pointed to the hard bony protrusion on their posterior bent forearm and asked if anyone wants to see their weenus.