Winkie

In 2005, a forum-goer named Nathan Poe pronounced one of the most quintessential Internet laws: Without a winkie or other “blatant display of humor,” parodies of extreme views can’t be distinguished from the genuine article.

After telling this story Andy stood up and held his penis saying that he would put a pin in his winkie, then changed his mind...

He certainly has a big crush on his own dick. It's a good one, but I can tell he really enjoys looking at his own body and his winkie in action.

Seems he liked to wave his winkie at schoolkids. Worse yet, he'd recently done nineteen months at the Twin Rivers Correctional Facility...