Woz

"You woz saying," said the farmer, with slow, matter of fact, New England deliberation, "ez how you guessed you woz beguiled amongst the Injins by your Mexican partner, a pow'ful influential man, and yet you woz the only one escaped the gen'ral slarterin'.

'If she woz mine' - tapping a brick - 'I'd bash 'er 'ed in!'

We woz robbed, Brian.

Norton snapped his fingers. Monday's Warren's birthday. That's what I'll do. We'll get a couple of sheilas and I'll shout Woz out for dinner.

In 1973, Woz was working for Hewlett-Packard. His dial-a-joke service got more than 2,000 calls a day.