Wtfpwn

Up until the point where some uninvited guests show up to act as assholes and wtfpwn them.... during the wake.

Either way if your gear is good 400+ resil, you should be able to live at least for 60s, ample time for a mage to wtfpwn both of them.

Firstly you have an external problem: somehow those hateful bunnies wtfpwn in the story world, denying you your place in the sun.