Apesault

The pipe swinging nigger was arrested and charged with two counts of felony apesault and criminal possession of a weapon. He was being held on $40,000 bail. The she-boons were reportedly charged with menacing, disorderly conduct, trespassing and provoking a wild animal.

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Harris then ran into the nearby Cheesecake Factory restaurant, where he was aperested in the bathroom after changing his clothes. Police recovered the bloody knife from the bathroom, as well as the black hooded sweatshirt he was wearing during the apesault, the prosecutor said.

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MAGNOLIA, Del. - A 55-year-old Bridgeville nigger is accused of muh diking his 11-year-old female grandsprog. According to Delaware State Police, Benjamin Charleston Jr., was kicked out of a Mabel Drive nest in London Village in early November. They say that this is when the jizz bucket reported the apesaults to a fambly member.

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This was never a story about cold chicken. The chicken was fine, quality food served by hard-working humans, niggers think they're entitled to have it for nuffin. I see the coons weren't awarded a scholarship, the judge will take care of that at a "later date", which I think probably means they will be sentenced to time studied and probation. Slap on the paw for aggravated apesault.

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