Ass-blast

I have a T-shirt that says "Bugger a Hugger"...but I don't really want to ass blast a tree hugger.

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"You know what you need?" Johnson huffed, "You just need to bend over for me one time so I can ass-blast you..."

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He thought I was just getting breast implants and that I would become a she male who could continue to ass blast him.

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Todd Akin is to the definition of "rape" what Bill Clinton was to the definition of "is." His observations are, in a word, surreal. But maybe he'd feel differently about the whole thing if he was ever bent over and "legitimately" ass-blasted.

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