I'd jest ben puttin' Ojmelus and Gad, and Axy and Vine, to bed in the trundle-bed, and was beseated readin' in Cecely, (a novil belongin' to a naber of ourn,) when father came in and says he to me, says he, "Milly," — says I, "Sir!" "Come up chomber," says he, "I want to see ye a minnit."
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It is not simply the view of selected dissidents that libraries are such difficult, dreary places. The stereotype is so pervasive that national television advertisements use libraries as the most unlikely, unimagineable location to posit an automobile, and the most likely situation to have a sedate, bespectacled, beseated female recommending gentle (why not effective? or dynamic?) laxatives.
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