Lolbertarian

Yeah, I pegged you as that type years ago. Typical internet 'lolbertarian' clinging to a BOOTSTRAPS ideology that breaks down rather quickly...as your own business failure has indicated.

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“Hillary will unintentionally give us the biggest public platform we’ve ever had,” wrote one anonymous poster. “The people who will reject our ideas are already voting for Hillary. The normie conservatives, lolbertarians, etc, will be drawn into the movement in record numbers.”

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lol.. You're talking to a Lolbertarian. They're the only people on planet Earth who make "liberals" look like they might be mature enough to have an age in two digits.

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Paul is a generic fair-weather lolbertarian which are a dime a dozen; prattling on about government overreach and "tyranny" when black man is prez, and then falls in line and is all achtung RAUS jawohl mien herr hup hup hup! when orange man is prez, like every other trumper out there

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