Manbulge

Todd's speed-of-light spinning is even more impressive when you consider that he must overcome the tremendous amount of wind resistance produced by his massive manbulge!

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Is this the same dude I see outside of Katz's Deli some-times? The guy I'm thinkin' of puts his hair up all crazy like, has a beard, and wears supertight dresses and skirts that show off his manbulge.

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Is that really a girl's bike or a "unisex" bike?? Where's the Mullah's skin tight spandex shorts?? I bet Chris"Tingly thighs"Matthews would squirt in his pants if he got a peek at Mullah Obama's manbulge !!

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As she paddled around, careful not to get her hair wet and full of chlorine, she heard laughter, and she glanced up to see a beautiful, dark-haired man standing above her. He was wearing a bathing suit so tiny and tight that she could see all his manbulges, which, from that angle, were significant.

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