Pft

He could be the worst marine ever—he could be fat and nasty, and I could be running a perfect PFT.

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"You wrapped it." / "But you bought it. Who the hell buys a spherical present? Don't they teach geometry in Germany?" / "I don't buy presents on the basis of how easily they can be wrapped." / "Pft," I snorted, pleased with securing her confession so easily, "clearly not. So don't start on me when I'm left to deal with the consequences."

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“Pft, it was incredible,” said Kallionkieli, Brink’s linemate for much of the season. “He’s a heck of a player. He’s just pure talent. His vision on the ice is incredible. He can find me anywhere.”

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Uber? … Lyft? Pft, so basic. To get from must-see Monte Church (where the last emperor of Austria is entombed, long story) to Funchal, all the cool kids call on a toboggan to traverse its downward sheerness. You just load into a wicker sled (their word, “sledge”), piloted by a duo of carreiros, i.e. super-yoked dudes dressed in all white, add a dash of gravity and boom, you’re there.

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