Shlurp

[…] I plunked my winecork opener into his left orb and shlurped it out of his socket.

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If you're going to shlurp the only half-decent usenet^([sic]) dude who's ever given you any attention, Zandy, at least stop gargling with battery acid. I'm in fear for the man.

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So you've thought about slurping someone? Before or after you SHLURPED the people I listed? LUZER.

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Seeing the Explorer symbol all of a sudden appear in your vision among the tinted 'try to see through THIS' window and big butt-end of painted metal isn't very comforting to me, especially if I manage to get around front and see someone who is probably sitting on a dictionary to see over the dash and is busily nattering on a Nokia or shlurping a Starbucks.

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