Snowageddon

snowageddon = snow + Armageddon

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Then there was Arnold Peterson, who trapped her with a monologue about digestive problems, Larry Chapman, who continually farted and blamed an invisible dog, and Sully, her friend's husband, who complained about his wife's knitting addiction—"I counted twenty-two scarves, fourteen jerseys, twelve pairs of gloves, and ten knee rugs. Is the woman expecting snowageddon next winter?" Sully was the best of a bad bunch, but Betsy didn't think he was looking for a little on the side considering June was always complaining in return that her husband's libido was probably stashed in the garden shed under a pile of power tools he didn't really know how to use.

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Still, as I tromped down the street with Daisy, following a small trail of others who made their way over the icy sidewalks toward The Orange under the big moon just visible past the giant bank of clouds portending snowageddon, this wasn't the newlywed (yes, more than twelve months out, but still) lifestyle I'd signed up for when we'd said I do a little over a year ago.

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