Squirreless

But the most famous lecture of all was announced to be ‘for ladies only,’ and its subject was ‘The Wrongs of Squirrelesses.’

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In the month of May I was plump, and my coat was glossy; so it was no wonder that I attracted to me the prettiest of squirrelesses; in short, we became man and wife. […] We don’t have chestnuts at our house; chestnuts half as large as my head, and as brown and glossy as my squirreless’s coat. I thought, what if they should drop one—two! if I could but carry them back home with me! Oh! Squirreless mine, that would be a prize!

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During his three years’ stay in his present abode he has never held any intercourse with other squirrels, which are numerous hereabout; nor in the sportive springtime has he ever manifested the slightest disposition to gambol with the young squirrelesses in love-play.

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What had brought this to mind, was the pregnancy of Geraldine Fitypatrick Nutter, grey squirreless of this parish. […] Ransid was a typical, cheerful teenage squirrel, into typical, teenage, cheerful squirrelesses, acorn balls and folk songs.

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