Theorycel

theorycels trying not to use the word bourgeois in a tweet

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Theorycels in Trumpworld

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You can understand a "wordcel" to be an individual with significant training and expertise in the humanities, particularly reading and writing — a "theorycel" being the most heightened version, the cloistered pedant studying literally everything that pertains to their area of interest, yet unable to convert those ideas into practical realities.

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rhythm footwork and timing at 230lbs because according to twitter training theorycels, i lack 'endurance and agility'

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