Uselessnet

Doesn't anyone out there in the bowels (I use the term advisedly) of the Uselessnet remember that the reason that newsgroups were invented, was so we could see items of interest SEGREGATED INTO TOPICS OF INTEREST???

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Still, with all the new Delphites and Uselessnet folk around these days, how about the following arrangement? If you aren't on the Mousy mailing list and wish to receive a copy of the next issue, send a SASE to the below address in the next few days, along with a short note including your address for insertion into the regular list at a later date.

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and you take that personal? It's uselessnet.

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