What does "doink" mean?

A fool; a jerk; a worthless person.

What is a synonym for "doink"?

Common synonyms include: absolute zero, any of thesaurus:copulate + "with", asswipe, badling, ball, bang.

//dɔɪŋk// intj, noun, verb, slang

intj, noun, verb, slang ·Common ·High school level

Noun

1
A fool; a jerk; a worthless person. slang
"High school crowds; doinks with nothing better to do than come down to this pisshole and wave through the glass partition at the biggest jerk in the whole gang."
2
A joint (cannabis cigarette). slang

Verb

1
To have sex with. US, humorous, slang, transitive
"You kind of want to doink him, don't you?"
2
To bounce after a collision. informal, intransitive
"The ball doinked off the left upright of the goal."

"You kind of want to doink him, don't you?"

Onomatopoeic; compare yoink.

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