Asswipe

//ˈæswaɪp// noun, slang

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    An annoying, contemptible, or worthless person. Canada, US, countable, derogatory, informal, mildly, offensive, vulgar

    "He is such an asswipe!"

  2. 2
    Toilet paper. Canada, US, informal, mildly, uncountable, vulgar

    "I rapidly expended my own and everyone else’s supply of tiny C-ration rolls of asswipe and was reduced to wiping my nasty behind with leaves and grass."

Etymology

Bahuvrihi compound of ass + wipe. First use appears c. 1947 in the writings of Mari Sandoz.

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