Jizztrumpet

noun, slang

noun, slang ·Uncommon ·College level

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    An obnoxious or contemptible person. humorous, slang, vulgar

    "After years of running nightclubs and concert venues from which he robbed bands, comedians, waitstaff, and bouncers blind—after not paying taxes on barrels full of other people's cash—this jizztrumpet was living the life in a nice beach house full of bad vibes and high-end escort chicks."

Example

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"After years of running nightclubs and concert venues from which he robbed bands, comedians, waitstaff, and bouncers blind—after not paying taxes on barrels full of other people's cash—this jizztrumpet was living the life in a nice beach house full of bad vibes and high-end escort chicks."

Etymology

Shitgibbon compound of jizz + trumpet.

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