Jizztrumpet

After years of running nightclubs and concert venues from which he robbed bands, comedians, waitstaff, and bouncers blind—after not paying taxes on barrels full of other people's cash—this jizztrumpet was living the life in a nice beach house full of bad vibes and high-end escort chicks.

Tell her how much of a twatfaced jizztrumpet she is.

“What if Markus O'Shea turns out to be none better than that orange jizztrumpet south of the border?”