Turdmuffin

//ˈtɜː(ɹ)dˌmʌfɪn// noun, slang

noun, slang ·Uncommon ·College level

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    An obnoxious or contemptible person. humorous, slang, vulgar

    "yoo turdmuffin! thats' a damn URL, not all the cool and fluffy zany wacky peppy madcap insanity and thunderously ebulant and frolicsome festivity you PROMISED in yer DAMN LYIN' ASS SUBJECT HEADER!"

Example

More examples

"yoo turdmuffin! thats' a damn URL, not all the cool and fluffy zany wacky peppy madcap insanity and thunderously ebulant and frolicsome festivity you PROMISED in yer DAMN LYIN' ASS SUBJECT HEADER!"

Etymology

Shitgibbon compound of turd + muffin.

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