Turdmuffin

yoo turdmuffin! thats' a damn URL, not all the cool and fluffy zany wacky peppy madcap insanity and thunderously ebulant and frolicsome festivity you PROMISED in yer DAMN LYIN' ASS SUBJECT HEADER!

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That's what dickless little turd muffins say when it's clear that they have lost the argument.......it's VERY clear since abortion is legal and destined to remain so.

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You could also add that seat belts, baby seats, and helmets are worthless if you're a totally incompetent turdmuffin that is a danger to yourself and others.

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Is that someone else you are stalking, turdmuffin?

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