Cockwaffle

Steve Jobs is a cockwaffle in a turtleneck.

“Ignore the cockwaffle, please."

He wasn't the least bit attractive to her anymore. He was a cockwaffle. An arrogant, hostile fecalwad who had apparently never liked her and thought she was bad at her job.

"Cockwaffle!" she shouted as her hand went to her face. The cut wasn't deep, but if she hadn't moved, she would have become the punch line of a Homestar Runner joke.

Cockwaffle. Of all the amazing charities I could have said, why the fuck did I make one up. About squirrels.

She'd forgotten what Nikala had said about Cian turning the dead bodies to dust in this very warehouse. Cockwaffle. “I'm sorry. That was insensitive of me.”