Cockwaffle

//ˈkɒkˌwɑː.fəl// intj, noun, slang

intj, noun, slang ·Common ·High school level

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    An obnoxious or contemptible person. humorous, slang, vulgar

    "Steve Jobs is a cockwaffle in a turtleneck."

Intj
  1. 1
    An expression of shock, frustration, worry, etc. slang, vulgar

    ""Cockwaffle!" she shouted as her hand went to her face. The cut wasn't deep, but if she hadn't moved, she would have become the punch line of a Homestar Runner joke."

Synonyms

All synonyms
anusarseholeassass-lickerassmouthassmuncher

Example

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"Steve Jobs is a cockwaffle in a turtleneck."

Etymology

Shitgibbon compound of cock + waffle.

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