Schlonged

Eighteen months, he said, and in return I'd get out of the draft. Really? So Captain Dankbloom declared. No having to undress with men, older and longer schlonged.

Her big break into journalism had come 20 years ago when she was selling real estate, and a hot-schlonged Cuban client of hers, who'd somehow become her lover, had made her editor of Teenybopper Magazine to sweeten her, stop her exposing their scorching affair to his wife.

Long-schlonged Vince Harrington lets us see what the gods have under their robes.

Non-too-thrilled was I, when on showing up one day at the house, to find a wunder-schlonged, local Black stud, in my bed no less.