Eighteen months, he said, and in return I'd get out of the draft. Really? So Captain Dankbloom declared. No having to undress with men, older and longer schlonged.
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Schlonged
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Her big break into journalism had come 20 years ago when she was selling real estate, and a hot-schlonged Cuban client of hers, who'd somehow become her lover, had made her editor of Teenybopper Magazine to sweeten her, stop her exposing their scorching affair to his wife.
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Long-schlonged Vince Harrington lets us see what the gods have under their robes.
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Non-too-thrilled was I, when on showing up one day at the house, to find a wunder-schlonged, local Black stud, in my bed no less.
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