Choad

//tʃoʊd// noun, slang

noun, slang ·Common ·High school level

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    A penis, especially one that is short and thick. slang, vulgar

    "What a find...a giant choad!"

  2. 2
    A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name. derogatory, slang, vulgar

    "1985 February 28, Kevin Carosso, “VMS terminal I/O question”, fa-info.vax, Usenet via info-vax If you aren't the type of system manager that likes to be nice to the choad that forgot to log out, then the program has it's [sic.] other uses"

  3. 3
    The perineum. slang, vulgar

    "One has to chuckle a bit at the sight of, in a single breath, getting borderline pedantic about the proper name for the region between anus and scrotum or vulva, and then using the term "thingy" ;) Referrence^([sic]) materials on hand at the moment, in all their general glory, would seem to point to either term being acceptable in casual conversation....as well as bring to mind hurried, husky whispers of "Push my choad.""

Synonyms

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boycockboydickfuckrodtoolanusarsehole

Example

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"1970±, S. Clay Wilson, as quoted by Blair Haworth, “Meaning of Choad? (and a Peter Jackson question)” (1993 August 11), alt.tasteless, Usenet Your choad veins are pulsing love songs"

Etymology

Apocopic form of choda. Doublet of choda and chudai.

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