Cootie
noun, slang ·Moderate ·College level
Definitions
- 1 A louse (Pediculus humanus). British-Army, Canada, US, colloquial, dated, slang
""Tell Rilla I'm glad her war-baby is turning out so well, and tell Susan that I'm fighting a good fight against both Huns and cooties." "Mrs. Dr. dear," whispered Susan solemnly, "what are cooties?" Mrs. Blythe whispered back and then said in reply to Susan's horrified ejaculations, "It's always like that in the trenches, Susan." Susan shook her head and went away in grim silence to re-open a parcel she had sewed up for Jem and slip in a fine tooth comb."
- 2 a parasitic louse that infests the body of human beings wordnet
- 3 Any germ or contaminant, real or imagined, especially from the opposite gender (for pre-pubescent children). Australia, Canada, US, childish, colloquial, plural-normally
"I’m not drinking from his glass until I wash the cooties off it."
- 4 A nest-building female American coot (counterpart to cooter). rare
- 5 A sideswiper, a type of telegraph key. rare, slang
Example
More examples""Tell Rilla I'm glad her war-baby is turning out so well, and tell Susan that I'm fighting a good fight against both Huns and cooties." "Mrs. Dr. dear," whispered Susan solemnly, "what are cooties?" Mrs. Blythe whispered back and then said in reply to Susan's horrified ejaculations, "It's always like that in the trenches, Susan." Susan shook her head and went away in grim silence to re-open a parcel she had sewed up for Jem and slip in a fine tooth comb."
Etymology
Probably from Malay kutu (“flea, louse”) (and/or Tagalog/Māori). First attested in English in 1917 as British army slang during World War I.
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