Goatfuck

noun, slang

noun, slang ·Moderate ·College level

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    A chaotic situation where some effort has gone thoroughly wrong; a fiasco or clusterfuck. slang, vulgar

    ""What a goatfuck," I said."

  2. 2
    A tightly-packed crowd of people, especially photographers, journalists and cameramen, covering a news story. slang

    "What Americans call a goat-fuck, an unstable, tottering, towering pile of photographers and TV crews, had appeared."

Synonyms

All synonyms
clusterfuckclusterfuckdebaclefiascofubargoat rope

Example

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""Well, sir—frankly, Admiral, everything up to now has been a real goatfuck, so far as SpecWar's been concerned. [...]""

Etymology

From goat + fuck, possibly as a blend of goat rope and clusterfuck.

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