Goozer
noun, verb, slang ·Moderate ·College level
Definitions
- 1 A lowlife, a despised person. slang
"He's got a tongue like a tanner's vat, that goozer. Wants a lump o' lead in 'is baskit 'e does."
- 2 A kiss, a smooch. British, slang
"And then there's the visiting, with a million mad cartrips all around Dublin to the uncles and aunties who, right up until your eighteenth birthday, always seek you out by the peanut bowls and the 7-Up, and give you a pressie and a big goozer on the cheek for your troubles."
- 1 To kiss. British, slang, transitive
"So your best bet to win is to spend your money in the boozer. / There you have a chance to win some merry maiden's goozer. / And then begins the greatest, riskiest lottery of your life, / Will the maiden you have goozered be the best choice for a wife?"
Example
More examples"He's got a tongue like a tanner's vat, that goozer. Wants a lump o' lead in 'is baskit 'e does."
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