Keister

name, noun, verb, slang

name, noun, verb, slang ·3 syllables ·Common ·High school level

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    The anus or buttocks. slang
  2. 2
    the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on wordnet
  3. 3
    A safe, a strongbox. dated, slang

    "― " […] The four hundred's yours to take a keister for me. Any cash you find in the box is yours." ― "Four hundred, huh? Don't seem like much. Think there'd be anything in the keister?""

  4. 4
    A suitcase or satchel. slang

    "Tripods, keister and loud talk don't make a pitchman any more than do fine feathers make fine birds."

Verb
  1. 1
    To conceal something in one's rectum. slang

    "Quick, keister this pot before the cops get here."

Proper Noun
  1. 1
    A surname.

Example

More examples

"― " […] The four hundred's yours to take a keister for me. Any cash you find in the box is yours." ― "Four hundred, huh? Don't seem like much. Think there'd be anything in the keister?""

Etymology

Uncertain. Originally attested as a criminal cant word for "burglar's tool-box" in 1881. In the 20th century a clutch of criminal slang meanings are mentioned, including "safe, strongbox". "Tripe and keister" had been the phrase for a conman's or a pitchman's display case on a tripod. A likely origin is the word Kiste, which means a box or case, in both German and Yiddish.

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Data sourced from Wiktionary, WordNet, CMU, and other open linguistic databases. Updated March 2026.