Queef

//kwiːf// noun, verb, slang

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    An emission of air from the vagina, especially when audible; vaginal flatulence. slang, vulgar

    "Finally, I have only heard about it, but what about the queef? This is the vagina-fart. Is it truly possible?"

  2. 2
    A contemptible person. slang, vulgar

    "Tough Guy: Oh yeah? Well, you look like a bunch of queefs to me, huh?"

Verb
  1. 1
    To produce an emission of air from the vagina. intransitive, slang, vulgar

    "All my Westside bitches throw it up / Put a balloon inside your pussy, queef, and blow it up"

  2. 2
    To make the noise of (a thing) by means of queefs. slang, transitive, vulgar

    "back to the movie where we find Kim, back at the gallery, so catatonic and sex-obsessed she'd sell Michaelangelo's David for $5 and queef the theme from Close Encounters for no extra charge."

Etymology

Etymology 1

A variant of Scottish and northern English quiff (“a puff of wind”), of onomatopoeic origin.

Etymology 2

A variant of Scottish and northern English quiff (“a puff of wind”), of onomatopoeic origin.

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