What does "schlong" mean?
A penis, especially a long one.
Schlong
/ʃlɒŋ/ noun, verb, slang
noun, verb, slang ·Moderate ·College level
Meaning at a glance
- Primary sense: A penis, especially a long one.
- Grammar: schlong is listed as noun, verb, slang.
- Nearest alternatives: dick, knob, penis.
- Usage evidence: And, Dr. Lover Boy, what do you think April's going to think when I tell her you were schlonging Molly — hey maybe that's why April didn't care for Molly, she stole all her boy friends — probably while you were involved with April.
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Definitions
Noun
- 1 A penis, especially a long one. slang, vulgar
Verb
- 1 To engage in sexual intercourse (with); to fuck. slang, vulgar
"And, Dr. Lover Boy, what do you think April's going to think when I tell her you were schlonging Molly — hey maybe that's why April didn't care for Molly, she stole all her boy friends — probably while you were involved with April."
- 2 To beat, whack, or attack. broadly
"He stole your words, calling them expert, schlonging himself on the head with labels, diving into categories."
- 3 To defeat or humiliate. broadly
"How about if we recruit a few guys from the crew, I’ll go on stage and make an announcement about how we’re gonna get schlonged by lettin’ everybody in ahead of time, and these guys can pass a basket around the audience for contributions."
Synonyms
All synonymsExample
"And, Dr. Lover Boy, what do you think April's going to think when I tell her you were schlonging Molly — hey maybe that's why April didn't care for Molly, she stole all her boy friends — probably while you were involved with April."
Common questions
What is a synonym for "schlong"?
Common synonyms include: dick, knob, penis.
How do you use "schlong" in a sentence?
And, Dr. Lover Boy, what do you think April's going to think when I tell her you were schlonging Molly — hey maybe that's why April didn't care for Molly, she stole all her boy friends — probably while you were involved with April.
How do you pronounce "schlong"?
Pronounced /ʃlɒŋ/.
Etymology
Borrowed from Yiddish שלאַנג (shlang, “snake”; by extension, “a penis”) or German Schlange.