Tosser

noun, slang

noun, slang ·Common ·High school level

Definitions

Noun
  1. 1
    One who tosses or throws something.

    "He had difficulty in locating the plate and when he did so one of his outfielders had a merry chase following the leather from the bat of a company tosser."

  2. 2
    someone who throws lightly (as with the palm upward) wordnet
  3. 3
    A person who masturbates. Commonwealth, Ireland, UK, derogatory, slang, vulgar
  4. 4
    terms of abuse for a masturbator wordnet
  5. 5
    An objectionable person, often somewhat obnoxious in demeanour. Commonwealth, Ireland, UK, derogatory, offensive, slang

    "That bloke who ripped me off was a right tosser."

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  1. 6
    A program that forwards or redirects messages on a bulletin board system.

    "Does anyone have a mail tosser that will work with The Major BBS V6.2?"

Example

More examples

"He had difficulty in locating the plate and when he did so one of his outfielders had a merry chase following the leather from the bat of a company tosser."

Etymology

From toss + -er. In the British slang senses, toss refers specifically to the masturbate meaning.

Related phrases

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