Turd
noun, verb, slang ·Common ·High school level
Definitions
- 1 A piece of solid feces. informal, mildly, vulgar
"Ugh, there are turds in the toilet that haven’t been flushed away."
- 2 obscene terms for feces wordnet
- 3 A worthless person or thing. humorous, informal, mildly, vulgar
"Last year, he arrested some crankhead turd, brings him down to the station. The guy's cuffed and Fred sets him down on the bench in the booking room. Now you know Fred, right? Not an abusive guy. Never even talks smack to suspects. Well, this turd, he starts kicking and shouting, […]"
- 1 To defecate. rare, slang, transitive, vulgar
"You ought to see that owlet […] . We brought it to table and it turded in F's salad, it sits on your finger and squeaks like Peggy does when she gets tipsy."
Example
More examples"A fart is the tortured scream of a trapped turd."
Etymology
From Middle English toord, tord, from Old English tord (“piece of dung, excrement, filth”), from Proto-West Germanic *tord, from Proto-Germanic *turdą (“manure, mud”), from Proto-Indo-European *der- (“to split, flay”). Cognate with Old English tyrdel (“dropping, small piece of excrement”), Old High German zort (“dung, excrement”), Old Norse torð- (“dung-”, in compounds), Middle Dutch tord (“lump of excrement”). More at tear, treddle.
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