Ananas

"Sir, we've found this and we needed you to name it." "Pineapple." "But we figured we might just as well call it "ananas" since the majority of the world refers to it as—" "Pineapple." "But sir—" "Pine. Apple."

Witness, thou best Anana, thou the Pride / Of vegetable Life […].

The Apple Tree delights evry Eye, while the Anana gives no Notice of its future excellence.