Camcorder

Some people follow their kids around with a camcorder as though every squeak is a star-studded performance.

Did your parents have a camcorder?

Let me get my camcorder.

Ziri submitted the camcorder to the principal.

You know where you never see a camcorder? At a funeral. Wouldn't that be fun? Especially if you didn't know any of the people there. Why not go to a stranger's funeral, and bring your camcorder? Have a little fun! Zoom in on the corpse's nose hairs. Then pull back, and pan over to the widow's tears. Get a tight shot of that. Do a montage of people wracked with grief. Then go home and put a laugh track on it! Smoke a joint and show it to your friends. That would be a lot of fun.