Corned

Ziri wants a corned beef sandwich.

Here is your breakfast, ner or garfield fifty pancakes two dozen waffles ten eggs over easy ten over hard ten over eggs ten more eggs corned beef hash a couple of steaks eight bowls of oatmeal six handfuls of fresh fruit sweet rolls french toast french fries french dip french bread french dressing juice and coffee.

Here’s a grocery list of foods Chestnut has eaten competitively, drawn from his Major League Eating bio: apple pie, asparagus, boysenberry pie, brats, burritos, chicken spiedies (a kind of sandwich), chicken wings, chili, corned beef sandwiches, eggs, fish tacos, funnel cake, grilled cheese sandwiches, gyoza, Krystal hamburgers, horseshoe sandwiches, hot dogs, ice cream, jalapeno poppers, kolaches, pastrami sandwiches, Philly cheesesteaks, pierogi, pizza, pork ribs, pulled pork, poutine, salt potatoes, shrimp, tacos, tamales, turkey and Twinkies.

A year ago last Fo'th July / A lot of the boys was here. / We all got corned and signed the pledge / For to drink no more that year.