Cuntish

'A right cuntish thing to do,' the sergeant told Peter. 'For a bright lad like you - pathetic' Peter had to admit that the anger at his carelessness was justified.

He's by some distance the most attractive man in the room, in a purely cuntish way... With his unnecessary shades and dozey self-regard, his crinkly old eyes and dishevelled hair and jeans and silly jogging shoes he looks an arsehole.

So round we span with it, until someone had the brilliant/cuntish brainwave of stopping at the first lone homewalker, pretending to ask for directions and then flinging the pint of piss in his face.

'He said, "They've really bolted me up here." I said, "Tell me, first and foremost, did you actually say it?" "Yes - but I didn't mean it in the context it's come out in. I know it was a cuntish thing to say." I said, "This is your 'Bigger than Jesus Christ' thing."'