Excrement

"You've fallen asleep. Good. I am now going to leave you all alone in the dark while I go out and get drunk." "You are a terrible person." "Gosh! You're still awake." "I stick my tongue out at you as a gesture of defiance. Now continue with the bloody story. If you omit even the tiniest and most insignificant of details, you will return here tomorrow to find these walls covered in excrement. Do I make myself perfectly clear?" "Shut up and listen."

Bird excrement is an excellent fertilizer.

Sami stepped on dog excrement.

The soldiers made Skura lick the excrement up.

They're collecting camel excrement.

Ziri found fresh human excrement on the ground, just a few yards from the tent.

The fossilized remains of food found between the ribs of some specimens, in the place where the stomach was, together with fossil excrement, called coprolites, usually attributed to these animals, prove that they fed largely upon fishes, squids, belemnites, and probably other invertebrates.

Consume excrement and expire.

The Roman poet Horace states that the excrement of the crocodile has aphrodisiac virtues.

A French Gentleman was ever wont to blow his nose in his hand […]. He asked me on a time, what privilege this filthie excrement had, that wee should have a daintie linnen cloth or handkercher to receive the same.