Eyepatch

Imogen of the Internet wore an eyepatch under her glasses, a look which hipsters would imitate on and off for the next ten years.

Tom was wearing an eyepatch the last time I saw him.

Tom wears an eyepatch.

You're doing it wrong! Wear just one eyepatch!

The eyepatch is annoying; I have no rum, ship, or parrot; and I have not found any hidden treasure or booty yet.

He wears an eyepatch.

She wears an eyepatch.

Why are you wearing an eyepatch?